Creative swearing/insulting expletives are my new hobby! Check check it.
Querulous brumby-sucker!
You cum-stained sonofawhore!
Kiss my fart-rippling asscheeks, you shit-kicking bastard of a putrid salami and a cheap whore!
Finger-fucking shithouse creeper!
Dickfaced assmonger!
Slut-fucking rectum-doucher!
Camel-toed cumpuddle!
You anal-ripping intestinal parasite! (aka, as in S.K.'s "Dreamcatcher")
Pus-dripping scrotal acne!
You noosenecked sack-twister!
You dirty scab-picking bacterially infested shit-stained fuckheap!
You fucked up turd-blowing anal inversion!
Fly-blown maggot magnet!
Nostril-raping gasbag!
Lick my manure-spoon, goat-porker!
Cum-drinking ass-stabber!
Eat batshit and spray shitlava from your bagelhole, dick-satchel!
Shitballing crack rockets!
Choke on hippo chode, you flagrant asshat!
Suck my cheesy plague-rod, gerbil fucker.
Throw a scaly turtle schlong up your cunthole, fuckbag.
Lick a wrinkly jizzpurse, snotbrained shitflinging sheep sodomizer.
Scatmunching couch-humper!
Crapping shit-pastries!
Tit knocking scuzz bungler!
And that, ladies and gents, is just a sampling. Ah, I love the smell of curses in the morning. Especially if they smell like bacon.
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