Monday, August 1, 2011

I Came Out

So everyone now knows that I'm a transgender. I dunno about sexuality, but I seem to like guys more often than girls. But I still don't want to screw them. Huh.
There is only one answer.

BROMANCE.
FOREVER.

If I am biologically a girl but mentally somewhere in-between but more guy than girl (I'd say 70 percent male, 30 percent female, 2 percent extra alien shark-whale because I'm AWESOME) and after I have chest surgery and hormone therapy and appear to be a short guy with no nut-sack, would I be considered gay? I think this is the only way one can "change" sexual orientation.

Ugh I need to shower. Will ponder life-changing questions later.

Also. One last thing. Shall I rename myself Sam and just cut out my middle name? Or Samuel? Sam Joseph? Sammy Samsonite Gay-Pants Undick? Sir Madamface?